Thursday, May 15, 2008

I Have Chosen Wisely

I have come to a conclusion involving some of my early likes and dislikes: Dad is not as interesting as the ceiling fan. In order to explain how this is so, I’ve created the following comparison chart:


DadThe Ceiling Fan
Reads to me in three different languages Provides endless hours of entertainment
Makes funny faces and voicesReflects the light from the room
Changes my diapers and feeds meConstantly spins above my head
Works to provide me the essentialsIs my friend


So as you can see, there is a reason that I constantly ignore dad and stare at the ceiling fan - it’s just more interesting!

1 comment:

Ferociouskater said...

You obviously have figured out how to use Excel better than I, and this is disconcerting.

I am also impressed at your usage of movie quotation already in your early years. Keep it up.