|Dad||The Ceiling Fan|
|Reads to me in three different languages||Provides endless hours of entertainment|
|Makes funny faces and voices||Reflects the light from the room|
|Changes my diapers and feeds me||Constantly spins above my head|
|Works to provide me the essentials||Is my friend|
So as you can see, there is a reason that I constantly ignore dad and stare at the ceiling fan - it’s just more interesting!