Sebastianasaurus

I roar a warning to all the land: Beware! I am now invincible! Fruit fidgets at my feet. Bananas blanch before me. Cucumbers crumble at my cry. All hear this! I am now unstoppable! Plums are putty in my palm. Grapes groan in my grip. Cheerios crack in my claws. All hear this! Start running now! For now I, the great Sebastianasarus, will demolish you with my first terrifyingly tyrannical tooth!

As soon as it stops hurting.