I Have Chosen Wisely

I have come to a conclusion involving some of my early likes and dislikes: Dad is not as interesting as the ceiling fan. In order to explain how this is so, I’ve created the following comparison chart:

Dad	The Ceiling Fan
Reads to me in three different languages	Provides endless hours of entertainment
Makes funny faces and voices	Reflects the light from the room
Changes my diapers and feeds me	Constantly spins above my head
Works to provide me the essentials	Is my friend

So as you can see, there is a reason that I constantly ignore dad and stare at the ceiling fan - it’s just more interesting!